{ "version": "https://jsonfeed.org/version/1", "title": "Microblog", "home_page_url": "https://tomharner.com/feeds/microblog.json", "feed_url": "https://tomharner.com/feeds/microblog.json", "description": "This is just a place for me to drop my daily musings. I created this mostly for haiku... and that's likely to be the majority of the content here.", "items": [ { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/175/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/175/", "title": "Microblog Post 175 - \"It's Spider-Man!\"\r\n\"What does he do?\"\r\n\"Umm, wedd", "content_text": "\"It's Spider-Man!\"\r\n\"What does he do?\"\r\n\"Umm, weddings.\"", "date_published": "2026-06-14T00:01:10+00:00", "tags": [ "something I heard today" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/174/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/174/", "title": "Microblog Post 174 - \"it's literally a cancer\"\r\nTalking about a stick w", "content_text": "\"it's literally a cancer\"\r\nTalking about a stick we were cutting up for the fire.", "date_published": "2026-06-12T23:01:37+00:00", "tags": [ "something I heard today" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/173/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/173/", "title": "Microblog Post 173 - \"I'm your grand-otter.\"", "content_text": "\"I'm your grand-otter.\"", "date_published": "2026-06-09T02:37:56+00:00", "tags": [ "something I heard today" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/172/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/172/", "title": "Microblog Post 172 - The engineer tends to be more interested in things", "content_text": "The engineer tends to be more interested in things than in people... \r\nThe nurse tends to be more interested in people than in things... \r\nI think I'm more interested in ideas than either of the other two...", "date_published": "2026-06-09T02:37:11+00:00", "tags": [ "opinion" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/171/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/171/", "title": "Microblog Post 171 - \"Come on... Owww.... Hey, don't hit your head on t", "content_text": "\"Come on... Owww.... Hey, don't hit your head on that wall!\"", "date_published": "2026-04-29T23:58:44+00:00", "tags": [ "something I heard today" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/170/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/170/", "title": "Microblog Post 170 - \"ope, you're stressed out\"\r\n\r\nAs she stares into M", "content_text": "\"ope, you're stressed out\"\r\n\r\nAs she stares into Mimi's mouth.", "date_published": "2026-04-28T00:36:11+00:00", "tags": [ "something I heard today" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/169/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/169/", "title": "Microblog Post 169 - Numbness is pervasive.\r\nShe chose selfishness, and", "content_text": "Numbness is pervasive.\r\nShe chose selfishness, and I\r\nCan't be bothered now.\r\nNo matter how hard I try...\r\nThe fucks arn't there for giving", "date_published": "2026-04-06T12:40:59+00:00", "tags": [ "NaPoWriMo", "Tanka" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/168/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/168/", "title": "Microblog Post 168 - The red-winged black-bird\r\nStooped atop the poplar", "content_text": "The red-winged black-bird\r\nStooped atop the poplar tree\r\nConfidently sways", "date_published": "2026-04-03T15:33:00+00:00", "tags": [ "haiku", "NaPoWriMo" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/167/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/167/", "title": "Microblog Post 167 - Too many memories \r\nMoments formed my mind model\r\n", "content_text": "Too many memories \r\nMoments formed my mind model\r\nObscured by minutiae", "date_published": "2026-04-02T12:29:43+00:00", "tags": [ "haiku", "NaPoWriMo" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/166/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/166/", "title": "Microblog Post 166 - I'm so very bored\r\nNot for want of things to do\r\nB", "content_text": "I'm so very bored\r\nNot for want of things to do\r\nBut the pointlessness\r\nReplacing broken windows\r\nThat We broke for want to do.", "date_published": "2026-04-02T12:07:36+00:00", "tags": [ "NaPoWriMo", "Tanka" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/165/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/165/", "title": "Microblog Post 165 - I Noticed My Trees Are Blooming:\r\n\r\nSix seconds \r\n", "content_text": "I Noticed My Trees Are Blooming:\r\n\r\nSix seconds \r\nRushed review\r\nLooking back\r\nSix years\r\nGrowth, progress, \r\nFuture focused\r\nSixty seasons\r\nLifeforce expended...\r\nWondering on what.", "date_published": "2026-03-31T12:11:43+00:00", "tags": [ "two-word", "NaPoWriMo" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/164/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/164/", "title": "Microblog Post 164 - a single moment,\r\nForcefully taken, \r\nto recenter.", "content_text": "a single moment,\r\nForcefully taken, \r\nto recenter...", "date_published": "2026-03-25T01:22:22+00:00", "tags": [ "haiku" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/163/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/163/", "title": "Microblog Post 163 - Ah-zhoom, Ah-zhoom, Ah-zhoomAh-zhoomAh-zhoom...", "content_text": "Ah-zhoom, Ah-zhoom, Ah-zhoomAh-zhoomAh-zhoom...", "date_published": "2026-03-15T23:55:49+00:00", "tags": [ "something I heard today" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/162/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/162/", "title": "Microblog Post 162 - \"We're waiting patiently.\"\r\nThe three year old pro", "content_text": "\"We're waiting patiently.\"\r\nThe three year old profoundly informed me before we got our food.", "date_published": "2026-03-15T12:32:55+00:00", "tags": [ "something I heard today" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/161/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/161/", "title": "Microblog Post 161 - An empty cup? No\r\nOverflowing with raindrops...\r\nT", "content_text": "An empty cup? No\r\nOverflowing with raindrops...\r\nTipping point cometh.", "date_published": "2026-03-03T06:51:58+00:00", "tags": [ "haiku" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/160/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/160/", "title": "Microblog Post 160 - \"How are you doing today?\"\r\nWith a very adult-like", "content_text": "\"How are you doing today?\"\r\nWith a very adult-like conversation about the well-being of stuffed animals afterwards.", "date_published": "2026-02-21T17:44:19+00:00", "tags": [ "something I heard today" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/159/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/159/", "title": "Microblog Post 159 - Darkened cloud canvas\r\nSun-beam dances underneath\r", "content_text": "Darkened cloud canvas\r\nSun-beam dances underneath\r\nThanks to unseen mirror", "date_published": "2026-02-14T03:38:46+00:00", "tags": [ "haiku" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/158/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/158/", "title": "Microblog Post 158 - \"Are you gonna drive?\"\r\n\"We'll you're not gonna dr", "content_text": "\"Are you gonna drive?\"\r\n\"We'll you're not gonna drive are you?\"\r\n\"Huh, no.\"\r\n\"You can't drive can you....:D\"\r\n\"I could sit on your lap.\"\r\n\"Huh, no.\"", "date_published": "2026-02-08T01:11:20+00:00", "tags": [ "something I heard today" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/157/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/157/", "title": "Microblog Post 157 - \"I'm going to put all the frogs over here so they ", "content_text": "\"I'm going to put all the frogs over here so they breed into a zombie.\"", "date_published": "2026-02-08T00:43:15+00:00", "tags": [ "something I heard today" ] }, { "id": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/156/", "url": "https://tomharner.com/microblog/156/", "title": "Microblog Post 156 - 3yo: \"You are a Chicken butt!\"\r\nMimi: \"Guess What?", "content_text": "3yo: \"You are a Chicken butt!\"\r\nMimi: \"Guess What?\"\r\n3yo: \"What?\"\r\nMimi: \"Chicken Butt!\"\r\n3yo: Genuine Laughter\r\n\r\nClearly The first time she heard that joke.", "date_published": "2026-02-04T23:41:29+00:00", "tags": [ "something I heard today" ] } ] }