Microblog Posts

"How are you doing today?"
With a very adult-like conversation about the well-being of stuffed animals afterwards.

"Are you gonna drive?"
"We'll you're not gonna drive are you?"
"Huh, no."
"You can't drive can you....:D"
"I could sit on your lap."
"Huh, no."

"I'm going to put all the frogs over here so they breed into a zombie."

3yo: "You are a Chicken butt!"
Mimi: "Guess What?"
3yo: "What?"
Mimi: "Chicken Butt!"
3yo: Genuine Laughter

Clearly The first time she heard that joke.

"I have a small nose, and
Momma has a small nose, and
Mimi has a small nose, and
YOU have a BIG nose!"

Then we had to cross our eyes to look at our own noses.

Before the kid handed me my drill:
"In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen."
She blessed every one of my tools before handing them to me.

Scrooge was proud of the grandkid for having a "humbug attitude" and refusing to say "Merry Christmas" at the end of a long but great day!

Singing: "Wanna say, love your hair. Here I go, tumbling" on repeat for many miles... It was great!

"I missed you today"
- The Almost-3-Year-Old

"Mimi your flowers!"
They were transplanted...
"Mimi your deck!!!"
We're demolishing it to replace it...
"MIMI!!! YOUR HOUSE IS BROKEN!!!"
The siding is pulled back to work in the deck.

So many words.
So little said.

"Head, shoulders, knees, and toes."
Into a fake microphone... about 200 times... From a mobile stage shaped like a shopping cart... at Wal-Mart.

"It's an axolotl !!!"

She's 2... And correct

The two year old, "I'm a possum! Chomp! Chomp!"

Today a little box of Phillips bits served as "canday" and a "room" full of little creatures.

When the concerned MiMi asked the very quiet 2 year old to "say that one more time," the snarky 2 year old replied "that one more time."

The off-guard Pawpaw, about crashed the car in a laughing fit.