Microblog Posts

"It's Spider-Man!"
"What does he do?"
"Umm, weddings."

"it's literally a cancer"
Talking about a stick we were cutting up for the fire.

"I'm your grand-otter."

"Come on... Owww.... Hey, don't hit your head on that wall!"

"ope, you're stressed out"

As she stares into Mimi's mouth.

Ah-zhoom, Ah-zhoom, Ah-zhoomAh-zhoomAh-zhoom...

"We're waiting patiently."
The three year old profoundly informed me before we got our food.

"How are you doing today?"
With a very adult-like conversation about the well-being of stuffed animals afterwards.

"Are you gonna drive?"
"We'll you're not gonna drive are you?"
"Huh, no."
"You can't drive can you....:D"
"I could sit on your lap."
"Huh, no."

"I'm going to put all the frogs over here so they breed into a zombie."

3yo: "You are a Chicken butt!"
Mimi: "Guess What?"
3yo: "What?"
Mimi: "Chicken Butt!"
3yo: Genuine Laughter

Clearly The first time she heard that joke.

"I have a small nose, and
Momma has a small nose, and
Mimi has a small nose, and
YOU have a BIG nose!"

Then we had to cross our eyes to look at our own noses.

Before the kid handed me my drill:
"In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen."
She blessed every one of my tools before handing them to me.

Scrooge was proud of the grandkid for having a "humbug attitude" and refusing to say "Merry Christmas" at the end of a long but great day!

Singing: "Wanna say, love your hair. Here I go, tumbling" on repeat for many miles... It was great!

"I missed you today"
- The Almost-3-Year-Old